Knowing

I mean, WTF. Should I spoil it or just let anyone with a few spare hours and hopefully some recreational drugs and or alcohol actually sit through this blah, suspenseful, dark, cagey film? 

It's full of Cage. He is pensive, he is reflective, he is insightful and as it turns out, the harbinger for literally (quite literally) the end of the world. Thank goodness there are whispering people and thank goodness Cage's son is a chosen one, which seems very much like college admissions. 

Onto the movie, it starts dark, goes dark, ends basically dark and the alien guys disguise themselves like metrosexuals. Calamitous, yes it is. At all impactful or full of useful takeaways, no it is not. It's Cage up in Mass a few days before the end of the world drinking some booze and losing his shit. It's just too bad that his lady friend got run over by a truck, and thanks a lot movie for probably causing me some serious and deranged nightmares for the near future.